I ate the salad..

I ate it up.  In case you missed it, you can listen here.

See, I really did...    

...and an hour later, I started experiencing contractions.  I'm not even kidding.

...to be continued.

*I had to pick a new winner of the Madhava Gift Basket because I didn't hear from winner #1, so LISA R., you are the new winner!  Please email me (contact info under Find Siri)*