Friday, May 31, 2013

Bye Bye Oven.


Last night, I used our oven for the very last time.

Look at that thing!  Can you believe that everything I have baked, broiled, roasted, etc., for this blog has been in that oven?  Please notice the knobs, and the buttons, and the dials.  And what you can't tell from the picture is how tiny it is.  I've literally had to borrow baking dishes from the Keebler Elves because nothing else would fit.  But is it slightly bittersweet?  Yes.  I discovered my true passion with that oven.  I developed awesome recipes in that oven, and burnt others to a crisp.  I've rejoiced with that oven, and cursed it to hell and back.  Now, it's time to say goodbye.  And since I've gotten out all that sentimental stuff I can safely say...

GOODBYE STUPID OVEN GO BACK TO THE ENCHANTED FOREST WITH THE ELVES WHERE YOU BELONG.        

Thursday, May 30, 2013

Fresh Tortillas


Whoa, where have I been?  I'll tell you where I've been.  Up to my eyeballs in kitchen remodel stuff.  But it's been nice staring at those corn cupcakes while you wonder where the hell I am, right?  Alas, it's time we move on.  Have you ever seen these uncooked tortillas before?  You can buy them at Whole Foods.  A friend turned me onto them, and I'm obsessed.  Fresh, raw tortillas - already shaped for you - that you throw in a hot pan for a minute and voila... freshly cooked tortillas!  You can taste the difference.  I love them.  This morning I made scrambled eggs with pancetta, topped it with avocado and chipotle hot sauce, and rolled it all up in a fresh tortilla.  Perfect breakfast.       


Monday, May 27, 2013

Corn on the Cob Cupcakes


Can you even handle how much these look like corn??  I couldn't handle it as I started spotting them online (here and here for example), and you know I will attempt any sort of baked good that blows my mind.  They seemed perfect for Memorial Day weekend, but would also be appropriate at any summer BBQ sooooo... off you go, to your local candy store for jelly beans.  Buy some coke bottle gummies while you're there.  Run don't walk, trip don't fall, what?     

I made Mascarpone Cupcakes with a Vanilla Bean Buttercream Frosting (1 cup unsalted room temp butter, 1 lb. powdered sugar, 1 tsp vanilla, 1/2 tsp vanilla paste, 2 T milk) and then lightly colored the frosting pale yellow.  For the jelly beans, I used yellow (pina colada), white (french vanilla) and a darker, speckled gold (banana).  The pats of butter are lemon Starbursts that I flattened with my fingers.  Finally, on the top I sprinkled some white and green sanding sugar to reflect salt and Italian herbs.  As they began to take shape, I could feel the stupid grin creep up my face and my body started twitching into a happy dance.  I don't like the term "foodie" but I do like to call myself a FOOD GEEK.      





GAH!!  FOOD NERD CAN'T HANDLE!!

Friday, May 24, 2013

Manchego Cheese Bread


*@#$!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!$#@*

I really don't know what else to say about this bread.  I can't properly describe it's wonderfulness without cursing like a criminal.  I need you to make it, right now, so you can understand me.  By the way, it's really easy.  No kneading, no big floury mess.  A few simple ingredients like bread flour and CHEESE.  Chunks of manchego that melt and bubble up in the oven.  You do have to let the dough rise over night, but come morning time you will be hugging your own body because... FRESHLY BAKED CHEESE BREAD.  Because of that.  There aren't many better things in this world.  Don't care for Manchego?  (WHY)  Use whatever semi-soft cheese you fancy.  But I'm obsessed with this salty, Spanish cheese and it worked wonderfully in this loaf from heaven.  

Look at that crispy crust and chewy center.  I have to go say more swear words. 
         

Manchego Cheese Bread
(Makes 1 loaf)
Slightly adapted from My Bread

3 cups bread flour
3/4 tsp active dry yeast
3/4 tsp salt
1/2 tsp black pepper
2 cups Manchego cheese, cut into 1/2 inch cubes
1 1/3 cup cool water
Cornmeal for dusting

In a large bowl, combine flour, yeast, salt, pepper and cheese.  Add water and stir until you have a sticky dough.  Cover the bowl with a towel, and let rise (on the counter) for 12-18 hours.  


After the first rise, set a towel on the counter and cover it with cornmeal.  With lightly floured hands, lift the dough and place on the towel.  Grab the sides of the dough and fold them into the center, creating a round ball.  Flip the dough so the seam-side is down.  Cover the dough with the rest of the towel and let rise (again on counter) for 1-2 more hours.


30 minutes before the second rise is finished, preheat the oven to 475.  Place a heavy, oven-safe pot on the lower third rack while the oven is preheating, uncovered.  Once 30 minutes is up, remove the pot and carefully place the dough in the pot, seam-side up.  Cover pot and put back in oven for 30 minutes.


Uncover pot, and cook for another 10-15 minutes, until top is golden brown.  Remove bread from pot and let cool on wire rack.


Wednesday, May 22, 2013

The House of Flu


Yup, both of my kids caught a stomach bug.  At least one got better before the other got sick, thank you tiny miracles.  One thing you can count on when kids get the stomach flu is a lot of sleep (for them, not you).  So while they're busy napping the day away, I decided to make no-knead Manchego Bread.  It needs to rise for 12-18 hours, so more on that tomorrow... later gators!    

Monday, May 20, 2013

Red Lentils with Feta and Tomato


As I type this, I'm sitting in my family room staring at large pieces of plywood and plastic covering.  I can't see my kitchen.  Have I mentioned we're redoing our kitchen?  So you'll have to bear with my postings for the next few months.  I might make a lot of peanut butter toast and easy mac & cheese.  Which both sound delicious to me!  But for now lets talk about lentils.  Lentils!  Doesn't that excite you??  Well it should, because while they might have a bad reputation, they're delicious.  I've had a bag of red lentils in my pantry for months, and I finally decided to do something with them over the weekend.  And because my best friend AND her sister are having babies on the same day, which is today(!), and because my mind is being blown over this construction, I am not going to write a recipe...

Take one cup of red lentils and put them in a pot with one cup of water.  Bring to a boil, then lower temp, cover and let simmer for roughly 10 minutes until liquid is absorbed.  Meanwhile, sauté halved cherry tomatoes in 1 tablespoon olive oil.  Add 1 clove of minced garlic and then a splash of really good balsamic.  Let cook over low heat until all bubbly and delicious.  Once lentils are done, add tomato mixture and crumbled feta cheese.  Season with salt and pepper to taste.  A great side dish!  


Thursday, May 16, 2013

Rice Crispy Treat Cookies


Sometimes I am smart.  I do smart things, like a smart person.  For example, there has been a bag of mini marshmallows I've been trying to get rid of because I can't stop eating them.  How can I get rid of these, I asked myself yesterday.  Ooo, I know!  I'll put them in cookies.  And now, I have a batch of cookies that I can't stop eating.  Problem solved?  No, problem not solved.  I am a smart person.

Oh well, my son and I bonded and I kept him from watching Mike the Knight.  These were his idea, I kid you not.  A chocolate chip cookie with Rice Krispies and marshmallows - a Rice Crispy Treat Cookie if you will!  They are reminiscent of the familiar snack with their gooey crunch.  A bit messy, because I put marshmallows in the dough as well as on top.  You could plop yours on after they've been baked to avoid the mess.  I just love that gooey, melted marshmallow in the cookie as well.    

Also, sorry for the lack of posts this week.  Every day has been "Go.Go.Go" and every night my brain wakes me up around midnight and keeps me up for a few hours with "To-Do List" thoughts.  
Thanks brain!  You're the bestest.  




Rice Crispy Treat Cookies
(Makes approx. 24)

1 cup (2 sticks) unsalted butter, softened
1 cup brown sugar
1 cup granulated sugar
2 eggs
1 tsp vanilla
2 1/4 cups all-purpose flour
1 tsp baking powder
1 tsp salt
2 cups Rice Krispies
1 pkg. chocolate chips
Mini marshmallows

Preheat oven to 350.  In a bowl with a mixer, cream together butter and both sugars until light and fluffy.  Add eggs, one at a time, and then vanilla.  Combine.  In a separate bowl, whisk together flour, baking powder and salt.  Slowly add to wet ingredients and mix until just combined.  Stir in cereal and chocolate chips.  Add roughly 1 cup of mini marshmallows, if adding to dough.  If not, save until after cookies are baked.  Scoop out cookies onto ungreased baking sheet (or lined with parchment paper).  Bake for 8-10 minutes.  Immediately out of oven, top each cookie with 2 or 3 mini marshmallows.  Let cool.  

Monday, May 13, 2013

Tres Leches Cake


I don't know very many Spanish words, but I do know that "Tres Leches Cake" means something wonderful.  It means milk, and it means a lot of it - 3 different kinds to be exact - and all of that together means a super moist cake.  And that means bueno, which my computer just tried autocorrecting to Bruno.  Maybe my computer thinks the cake is so good, Bruno Mars should write a song about it?  Or maybe my computer is just a STUPID IDIOT.  Kidding, computer... never break.      

I made this cake for my mom's birthday (which falls on Cinco de Mayo) and it sure was a crowd please.  I used this recipe, because she never steers me wrong.  The pictures are sorta lousy, because I was too busy licking the whipped cream frosting bowl clean.  No bueno, Bruno : ( 

Friday, May 10, 2013

Sriracha Salt


Besides the fact that I don't really know how to say "Sriracha" - I'm obsessed with it.  Now, just yesterday, a friend gifted me a bottle of homemade Sriracha Salt.  WHAT!?!?!?  That was my reaction. Just the smell of it made me do a happy dance in my kitchen (no really, there's evidence of said dance on my iPhone).  She used this recipe, which looks simple enough!  If you're a fan of the spicy condiment, you should probably make a big batch of this salt and put it on everything.  I sprinkled it on my salad last night, DELISH.  Can you imagine a margarita with this stuff rimming the glass?!?  I feel another happy dance coming on... I've gotta go.  

Thank you for the feedback on my new site design!  I'm sort of sick of the "label" section (do you use it?) and I'm trying to brainstorm some new organizational elements.  Ideas are welcome : )    


Thursday, May 9, 2013

Cinnamon Roll Cake


A thing called Cinnamon Roll Cake exists in this world, in case you were wondering.  I made it.  And I would love to tell you how crazy delicious it was, but I didn't try it.  I baked it for a Teacher Appreciation Lunch, and I thought it would be rude to present it with a teeny, tiny slice missing.  Hey Teachers, I appreciate you!  But not enough to give you an entire cake?  Yeah, that wasn't going to work.  So I had to fold in the cinnamon sugar swirl and sneak in the gooey, brown sugar filling and drizzle the creamy frosting on top and then give it all away.  Woe is me : (

I used this recipe, and was very curious about the addition of vanilla pudding mix.  You should make it, and tell me what you think.  It's research, for me, so you should probably do it.  (I'm trying to help you out here.)  By the way, if you're a teacher, I appreciate you like crazy!  I wish I could send you all cakes without teeny, tiny slices missing.    




*Update: I snuck into the preschool kitchen and snagged a bite of the leftovers.  Yup, crazy delicious.  I was even told that one teacher had a dream about it last night.  What I like to hear.

Wednesday, May 8, 2013

Ch-Ch-Ch-Changes



Ta da!  A new site!  With the same old dork behind it who says things like, "ta da!" 
It's a work in progress, so bear with me, but I am LOVING the change.  It feels crisp, it feels clean, it feels like me.  (Not that I'm crisp OR clean, in fact, when did I shower last?)  I have to thank Ana at BlogMilk for the template and Alice for designing my wonderful logo.  They were both A JOY to work with and put up with my paranoia along the way (changes freak me out).  I HIGHLY recommend them both if you're doing any web redesign.  

So, what do you think?  Do you like?  Any suggestions as I keep toying with it? 


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Tuesday, May 7, 2013

Grilled Roasted Chicken Nachos


This is not a mommy blog.  But I feel it is my duty to share with you how tired I am, in case I need an excuse for writing something stupid or deciding to whip up an ambrosia salad or something.  The thing is, I do not give birth to babies who like to sleep.  And if you do, if your 8-month-old sleeps 12 hours a night, I can't hear about it, or I'll turn mean on you and make up a song that rhymes your name with bad words.  Like, if your name is LuLu I will sing, "LuLu is a PooPoooooooooo."  You get it.  I'm averaging 6 hours of sleep a night and if you think those hours are consecutive HA, ha ha, hahahahahaha NO.  Look, I'm not asking for sympathy, I know this comes with motherhood, it's all worth it, yadda yadda yadda.  But this blog has been therapy for me from the beginning, so it is helpful to write it all down.  Even if I might regret that poo poo part later.

You know what else is helpful?  When Carson comes home with two mystery chickens, and roasts them on the BBQ.  Then he shreds them atop sturdy tortilla chips and places that on a cast iron griddle and places THAT on the grill.  Cheddar and Monterey Jack.  Bubbly, melty, smoky nachos.  A side of his homemade guacamole, sour cream and jalapenos.  Wow they were good.  Perfect summer outdoor food, especially to feed a crowd.  p.s. That picture above looks like the state of Wisconsin.  Do you see that?  Or is that the sleep deprivation working its magic...       

Friday, May 3, 2013

Piedra Azul Tequila + Blood Orange Margarita


One major perk of writing a food blog is being contacted by lovely people who represent lovely products, like tequila.  Piedra Azul Blanco Tequila, to be specific.  It's named after turquoise (la Piedra Azul), which I love, and made from 100% Blue Agave Weber...        


I had planned to cook up a few things with this tequila, but time got away from me (my baby has officially, stopped, sleeping) so instead I started drinking straight from the bottle.  In the name of research!!  I love tequila and typically drink it  straight up and ice cold (with some fresh limes).  What's important to me is a smooth finish - which this had for a reasonably priced alcohol.  But, I figured not everyone enjoys tequila straight, so I also made a delicious Blood Orange Margarita using Madhava Agave Nectar for sweetness, another product I love.  

Hey everyone, I love products hint hint!!

I hope you enjoy your weekends and if you celebrate Cinco de Mayo, pick up a bottle of Piedra Azul and don't forget to party responsibly.  I am a commercial. 


Blood Orange Margarita
(Serves 2)
Printable Recipe

1/2 cup blood orange soda or freshly squeezed blood orange juice
1/2 cup Piedra Azul Blanco tequila
2 T freshly squeezed lime juice
2 T Madhava agave nectar
Limes or blood oranges for garnish

In a pitcher, stir together blood orange soda or juice, tequila, lime juice and agave nectar.  Serve over ice in salt-rimmed glasses (optional).  Garnish with lime or orange.



Wednesday, May 1, 2013