Tuesday, January 3, 2012

15 Minutes

Listen guys, I know I've been slacking.  I've been gone for almost 2 weeks and haven't cooked a thing in that time.  I went to the market yesterday and wandered around aimlessly like I had forgotten how to food shop.  What's this cart thing?  Why are all these people here? WHERE ARE THE DONUTS?!  Last night I cooked dinner that took me 3 hours to make.  How do I chop?  Where do I keep the strainer again?  WHERE ARE THE DONUTS?

What I'm trying to convey here is I'm a mess and need direction.  What do you want me to cook?

This is unrelated to my whining rant, but you must see this.  Myself AND the blog made a special appearance on the local NBC news station in my hometown of Eagan, Minnesota.  


I don't know who that woman is, but I want to know her.  I want her to replace every, single female news anchor in Los Angeles.  

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